It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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