i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
he shaved USA in his pubs
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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