we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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