covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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