He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
handjob tips. give me some.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
So. Much. Porn.
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