you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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