So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
When did we convert life to cartoon?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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