for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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