You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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