called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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