awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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