I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
did you just send me my own nude
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Randomize
