i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
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I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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