Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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