so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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