She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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