Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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