i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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