Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
No stitches, just platelets and will power
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
It's official drugs can't kill me
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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