I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Even my vagina gasped.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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