I just made out with a guy for $7.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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