is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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