Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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