if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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