I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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