Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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