he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
