brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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