Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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