this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
It's like God shit irony all over that family
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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