? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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