I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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