yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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