What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish i was in the wii world.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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