So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
Randomize
