Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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