Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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