so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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