like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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