Pappa wants mamma naked
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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