He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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