Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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