its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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