Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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