How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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