What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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