office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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