Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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