I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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