Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
wow bdsm is so cute
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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