matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
handjob tips. give me some.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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